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No, the SFA made an arse of the embargo as they didn't account for them convincing players to 'not sign' for clubs this summer thus making them deliberate free agents.

No. He's 'sniffing' around too many 'clubs'

So after 1 domestic game, which resulted in a clean sheet and a European encounter with a result no-worse than our previous outings, we've decided our Keeper & our Right Back are guff. Chronic patter

How? Who's our resident jakey?

Thought Hammell was outstanding all day. Never put a foot wrong all day. It seemed to me like every 3rd Motherwell touch in the 1st half was him.

Neither... Buckfast is what you want

£8 to watch Davie Toner? Criminal. Pay me £8

Flow told me they had earmarked the guy they just sold as Kubans best player. So I'd say that's a great boost. In terms of fees etc, well we beat a team last season (twice & should have been thrice) that sold players for £12m & £5m this summer. Make of that what you will.

Hats off. A fantastic addition & I really can't wait for the season to get underway. Defence, certainly stronger than last season. Midfield, probably no better than last year but not worse. Attack, currently lacking a pacey winger to join up midfield & attack. If we can fill that void, who's for a title challenge? (Tin hat at the ready)

I really am torn when I consider if that's a good or bad thing?

Bit of advice pal. Don't smoke grass at the same time as taking swedgers.

Ok, I've never met our wee pal, but for anyone that's connected to him, lets get some confirmation or quash the following urban legends...Dougie Imrie shits himself?Dougie Imrie canny tie his shoelaces?Dougie Imrie lives in a hedge? Answers on a postcard. Mind, nay slevers when yer licking yer stamp

I take it yer a dab hand at mopping up shite then?

I've been told your talking shite.

Unfortunately I'll be up the hospital that night. Someone else will have to noise them up for me!

At least politicians kid on they care about what their votes want, consult with them, then act out their own agenda based on self-interest. Our glorious leaders haven't quite grasped that concept yet & seem to think its ok to do it in the reverse order.

LiesLiesMair lies

Hand up who's never made a mistake in life? We all make mistakes. Someone clearly made a mistake when they set-up the society rules. See if the Society & Club turned round and said "by the way, we ballsed it up", I'm pretty sure most members & fans would have been cool with it. Instead, the Club & Society have both tried to hoodwink us with their recent communications on this "share purchase". I smell shite...

But he's a Killie fan & lives in Killie... Flow's said Faddy's not signed. My full boner has subsided to a semi

I think I might put myself back into self-imposed exile with pathetic chat like this! For the avoidance of doubt, fuck them both

Ahh, must have missed that. Not surprised in a way if he was out of contract, but would have thought he might have been worth keeping on till after pre-season to see how he performed after getting a decent preparation.

Going off Humphrey's twitter, it looks like Saunders has been let go too!

Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be Michael Higdon...

I've not been on this forum for about a year as in general, the patter here has descended to the point it's usually cringeworthy. Negative tripe that is usually spouted by idiots with what I can only assume is a terribly sad life. I had to break myself-imposed ban when I heard this was getting talked about. To be honest, I'm delighted I did as this is one of the funniest things I've seen in a longtime. The chap who 'tried to punch you'? Well pal that was me. As several other posters have already correctly pointed out, I made no attempt whatsoever to punch you. It was a simple & straightforward 'Get it right up ye', just like Michael Hidgon done last year at Dundee United (he probably directed that at you too). If you genuinely believe that was an attempted punch, your not right in the head. Trust me when I say, if I wanted to punch you, I would have made damn sure I landed one right on your puss. McFadden tries his heart out every game, and values the support we give him as a group of supporters. I think everyone with eyes and a functioning brain could see that in his celebration after the equaliser? All for freedom of speech, but you and your chums yesterday were a Mile-Oot with your abuse of the players, in particular McFadden. I hope McFadden does fuck off and gets himself a club with supporters who value his effort & contribution. Sadly, "supporters" like yourself don't deserve such talents to watch on a weekly basis. The notion that the players were not trying is ridiculous. Similarly, the notion that they should try even harder than they normally do, because we had travelled hundreds of miles? That too is ridiculous. They put the effort in week-after-week and never give up. 2nd in the table says it all really eh? I owe you no apology. Indeed, the only person in need of an apology is my wife, who got caught up in the whole sorry mess. I owe thanks to some of our great supporters who stepped in to comfort the wife whilst I got wound up by you and your cronies. Don't worry; I'll be making sure I don't sit anywhere near you at future games. I don't think I could cope with another second of your pish; let alone 90mins of it.