Motherwell-v-Hibs, a few years ago(when Terry Butcher was still at FP)
Me(bored, and looking at the crowd)...having listened to a substitution announcement, watched, with incredulity, as the player ran on to the pitch(backwards) not having had time to pull on the team's jersey, and still pulling up his socks,
"That's a disgrace, not giving him time to get changed..."
Katie, from inside her hood,."Mum.....that's the referee..."