Eddie Catflap

How come their number 4 was more mobile than that tit McGarry. He was blowing out his arse after 5 minutes. An absolute embarrasement and just as well the game wasn't broadcast further because anybody with half a brain would have picked up on it. As for Keith Lasley who is a decent sort, fuck me when your legs go it doesn't half make you look shite. These two need to go, preferably in the next week. And as for the great white hope, Jamie Murphy, whoever said he was the new Faddy should be thoroughly ashamed of himself, he is more like the new Stephen Hawkins, minus the brains. Rant over, i'm off for a wank!

Sydney, Now that it has got folk thinking. Broxburn United, where Jamie Dolan managed for a while are currently building a new stadium and 3G pitch, funded mostly by my work, West Lothian Council. Since they operate as a community based football club with a number of youth teams, it goes without saying that they will probably want to mark its opening later this year with some sort of event. How about suggesting a game against a Motherwell old boy's select, with proceeds going to a fund for the Dolan family. Good publicity for them and a chance to raise a few quid for a good cause.

Pat Clarke just sounds like a shit fitba players name. a bit like Eddie Forrest.