Chat of drink, trains and Inverness reminds me of one poster on here - who shall remain nameless to protect their identity - and an incident of complete daft boyness.
He was having a few Sly Tinnies on the train back from Inverness, when the man came for the tickets, he had a can of lager in one hand and the money to ask for a half fare in the other hand.
Decision time, admit to underage drinking or trying to scam a fare......