Yabba's Turd

If ye know yer history, yer Saturday Service used to give it 'Sieg Hiel, Motherwell' and 'Sieg Hiel, Sieg Hiel', mind that next time ye have fatcalf's swingers on yer chin.

Nae bother big yin,

John Sutton's arms go faster than his legs and he looks like he's running through porridge. Gie's peace man

Something wrong with your keyboard? I'd get that checked out. Archie Knox wasn't playing against Falkirk

But you try and convince your burd that 3 inches looks more like 9 The match attendances are accurate, I installed the ones in the South Stand and they are tested regularly

Tell that to Celtic who've been trying to get Paddy McCourt fit, he has no core fitness and breaks down whenever they try to increase his fitness, most probably the result of him being a booze bag.

Wouldn't count the Lanarkshire cup as competitive, always seemed like pre-season dross to me

In the top league I'm pretty sure we had 1800 for Clydebank in season 86/87

By all means argue over what ye's think but ffs jack the fucking name calling, it makes ye's look like school weans. And asking for someone to be banned should be an automatic ban Don't like what someone has to say? Then ignore what they are saying, don't give there pish any credence with a reply.... oh wait.

I love this board when we lose. thank fuck there were no boards when we were really shite No need for the 'fuck you's' etc.

Pish gemme, we'll stumble to a 1-0, I really don't see us wiping the floor with them as folk are suggesting.

I've thought Hammell has been hot and cold this season, United away on Saturday he wasn't switched on at all.

Under armour? Is fitba a poof's game now?

This seems to have run it's course. Falkirk at home on Saturday, not to start any conspiracies but Paw did give Elvis his 1st cap....

Meet the new patter, same as the old patter? Keeping on topic, mind the game we beat them 4-0 up there under Mcghee? Saturday felt similar.

Even 8 year olds get new patter.

the last manager was shit

crushing? Shit happens. You deal with it.

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With 8 games to go we have equalled last years points total, even if we lose all 8 it'll equal our best 'losses in a season' record of 14 under Mark Mcghee, in the last 8 seasons we've finished: 08/09 - 7th L16 07/08 - 3rd L14 06/07 - 10th L20 05/06 - 8th L15 04/05 - 6th L16 03/04 - 6th L16 02/03 - 12th L24 01/02 - 11th L20 Only season 07/08 had positive goal difference We've drawn more this season than any of the previous 8

These things are better kept underground, now, anyone looking for season 80/81 onwards give me a shout

Project started. I had been experimenting in the NSFW section with a jukebox

Bovril at the touchline