August - We start the season poorly, everyone bemoans we didn't keep James McFadden and Michael Higdon didn't sign.
September - our 1st points awarded after the Hamilton team bus gets lost going over the Clackmannanshire bridge
October - Gordon Strachan touted as the next Motherwell manager after Stuart McCall leaves for Rangers and Scotland have lost heavily to Georgia and Poland after Strachan selects Fraser Kerr in central midfield with Keith Lasley.
November - Strachan takes over and immediately puts Alan Burrows in charge of team fitness.
December - Henrik Ojaama scores his first league goals since signing on loan in August, Strachan finally plays him up front instead of in goals.
January - After beating Celtic in the Scottish cup everyone bemoans that McFadden didn't sign and we didn't keep Michael Higdon. Strachan leaves for the vacant Rangers job after Stuart McCall gets lost on the Edinburgh bypass after the Hibs - Rangers match.
February - Motherwell top the league and steelmenonline closes due to lack of anyone having anything to say, a suicidal MJC is talked down off the bridgework railway crossing by new Motherwell manager Alan Burrows.
March - Steelmenonline reopens bemoan the loss of every player to have ever played for Motherwell after a narrow loss 4-5 to Aberdeen.
April - Motherwell safe from relegation
May - We've done it, top of the league, all is well, Burrows is "the man"