Yabba's Turd

How much do you want for the print?

I'd rather shite in my hands and clap than attend Friday football.

I'm just going to be a prick and offer nothing to the debate except my own blinkered opinion.

Stats? Aberdeen should be three times the team we are, but they aren't. Daisy said it was a good three points around 88 minutes ,I had a gut feeling we were drawing the game,still doesn't mean we shouldn't have cleared our lines and seen out the win. How many times have we stole the points off bigger teams? Yesterday could have been no different

Dan is only a phone call away.....

They didn't have THAT many chances, you're seeing them from the other end of the ground mate, our luck run out in injury time.

Gie's peace and less butt hurt. Pedantic smart arse? I don't think so

quoting steelboy doesn't count

maybe I'm too literal

You do know that you're influencing the voting by having 3 from 20 and 3 from 7 choices....

Citation needed

Here's a list of former players to salivate over.... http://www.neilbrown.newcastlefans.com/motherwell/motherwell.html

The Dundee Utd game at Fir Park he was immense, played a cracking ball into space, that stayed playable for about 50 yards if anyone had been alert to it

Paul Keegan scored a tremendous goal in the Irish league I'm sure, an overhead volley IIRC can't find the video on youtube, no doubt Malpas watched it...

My sister's pal was his nurse, he died a while ago. The reason for his smash? Trying to beat his time on horsely brae...

Mickey Weir took the free kick

Jim Gillespie was fucking brutal, as was John Reilly. Gregor Stevens, Alex Kennedy, Paul Shepstone, Neil Candlish, Robert Clark, Derek Weldon, Jason Dair and Alan Sneddon were all fucking rank

I'd give my left bollock to remain unbeaten.

If you could guarantee 3pm on a Saturday or at least only 3 home games on a Sunday then I'd be buying a season ticket, but Friday football and odd kick off times mean the value goes out the window for me.

Shite, they got pumped 5-1

Well done Dan for putting our season back on the road

Was going to write typical of the club, but it's not, it's just a bit of a communication fuck up.

Wouldn't mind it called off actually, I wouldn't put a milk bottle out in that weather

Motherwell's #9

We joined and no one took our dough