Yabba's Turd

Was he starkers or pull a Sanders and wander out in his boxers?

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So he'll be here around half ten?

That's only your opinion and that really only matters when it comes to your choice to buy, strips change, your fickle we get that.

Why do you think they have divisive kits every few years?

And his Caps lock key

Definitely the best 2 players for their respective countries in their era

He's no Cooper, but he's up there

I think my bro in law's dad's uncle played on that tour, he certainly went to SA with Motherwell

I remember now, was over sort of before it started, we're getting on a bit, so I have an excuse

I have no memory of that, none. weird

Tom tom left before we sold Phil? Cleishy Mac was our king by then.

The issue with the main stand is that it's layered (built over the previous stand) and they spend a shit ton of money just to keep it open, it's also had Bob and every other builder trying their luck with various improvements, it was well past it's sell by date in the 90's and the window dressing done since then is just that, I doubt much will happen because the costs of refurbishment would run into millions.

It started dignified until he put the Scotland job into the club's hands. It felt strange at the time and still stands out to me.

We went on a bit of a run after playing Dortmund, one of our best for years, so of course it had a bearing on the league season.

The lettering existed before our club crest.

You still had to put the ball in the net, without looking, were games higher scoring? Also per era these guys outperformed others, producing the goods is producing the goods.

I was pulling names from memory to compare with Melvin Bragg's list of recent strikers, apologies for missing the obvious, it was late.

I never said this was definitive, more of a through the ages glance at forwards we had, tried to include each decade, but I wasn't doing the knowledge, interesting to see the ratios of GPG, if I truly gave a fuck I'd do a deep dive and look at percentage of team goals for each season and total goals scored, but I'm on holiday so, martinis for breakfast it is.

Hughie Ferguson would be worth 100m with that return, tragic story and the man who sclaffed the FA out of England for the only time in it's history.

Stats, fucking love them. Hugh Ferguson 284 in 301, 0.94 Iain St John -80 in 113, 0.7 William MacFadyen 235 in 387, 0.62 Michael Higdon - 40 in 72, 0.55 Dixie Deans - 78 in 152, 0.51 Wullie Pettigrew - 80 in 166, 0.48 KVV -29 in 65, 0.45 Tommy Coyne 57 in 132, 0.43 Louis Moult 39 in 91, 0.42 Pat Quinn 83 in 196, 0.42 John Sutton - 66 in 174, 0.38 Chris Porter 23 in 59, 0.38 Lucas Jukey - 12 goals in 33 ,0.36 Scott McDonald 66 in 191, 0.34 James McFadden - 37 in 112, 0.33 John Spencer 18 in 54, 0.33 Bobby Graham 37 in 132, 0.28 Dougie Arnott 59 in 240, 0.24 David Clarkson 49 in 226, 0.22 Steve Kirk 63 in 301, 0.21 Dirk Lehmann 9 in 43, 0.21 Ross McCormack 10 in 48, 0.2 Henrik Ojamaa 14 in 73, 0.19 Jamie Murphy 34 in 176, 0.19 Lee McCulloch 21 in 124, 0.17

That's not negative, that's facts, we were rotten, have had rotten seasons even with decent returns from strikers, to return to your point, we don't 'ALWAYS' find strikers, we have purple patches, probably more than we statistically should have. And no, I'm not MJC, I don't believe in fairy tales.

Except 83-84. lowest league scorers and a 15 point haul. Dark days

He's a Rangers minded Jambo

Give it a rest.