Cakes

Now yer talking!

Still working. Try again?

I'm going to loosen the screws on his zimmer and shite in his flask. RAAAAGGGE!!!! Better win the European Cup before Burns Night Craig or they'll be hounding you out. That would be a shame.

Derek Adams can go and take a running fuck to himself.

"Judas" certainly sounds like a journo.

Broon says the Dons are shite, Ha ha ha ha ha... etc

Sounds like the usual betting trick that seems to happen regularly in the "Next Manager" market. The idea is that someone sticks a whack of money on someone to get the job, the bookies panic and slash the odds on that person which in turn lengthens the price on the person that the scammer actually wants to back - they then wade in with the really big bet at the better price. I'd say the shorter price on Broon means he's even less likely to be the next Dons gaffer.

What a shambles.

That's a teaker. 1m 20s in the video if you can't be bothered watching it all.

That please.

I'm sure we all got a letter from Fir Park but in case anyone didn't, I'll paraphrase. Half Season Tickets are now on sale and are valid for matches from 26th December (Rangers). Seats are available from £140 for adults, £45 for juveniles and £80 for concessions. Family tickets (one adult and up to two children) for the Cooper come in at £150. There is also an option to pay in installments over three months (November, 10th December and 11th January).

Or don't bother reading it?

Ganting.

It's bogging.

The best Goalie kit we had was the one Hugh Sproat wore. Proper 'keeper's kit.

And Leeann Dempster. I think there's an interesting back-story to this one - unrequited love in the field of shirt manufacture/sponsorship. All the makings of a Hollywood blockbuster.

That's a fair point. Your mock-up doesn't look too bad, my gripe with that kit was always the introduction of the blue.

I'm sure the OP did raise a valid point but personally I couldn't tell because it was posted in gibberish. Surely the whole point of writing something is so that it can be read? It may be my fault for not being a hip kat and me no speaka da lingo but the point stands - it's illegible to a lot of folk and on a text-based forum, I'd say that's a relatively important point. IMO, IMHO, etc. Anyway, fitba's dead and the stewards are implicated for aiding and abetting. Carry on.

This isn't MSN. Fancy sorting that nonsense out, so that folk can actually read it?

^^^ Fir Park Stewart.

Personal Messages can't be sent or received by posters who have made less than five posts. One more post from ESS should sort the problem.

^ That.

2-1 'Well. Nae bother.

They're on about an Anytime Goal Scorer bet.

Fuxake, that's dreadful.