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"During a break in play, Steve Jennings takes time to practice his Ian Curtis tribute act."

True. Stop derailing the thread.

Charlatan.

Get well soon Kirkie. Yer still my hero.

Ahhh, the bitter tang of unrequited love. You're just not her type Lip, plenty more fish in the sea, etc.

Haw you! Nae need.

I had the back of the 'paper pinned to my bedroom wall. In my defence, I was 14 at the time.

I'd say it has more to do with who has £18 - £22 to spunk away on every fitba match. Not all of us have these days and some of them have endured worse (in a footballing sense) over the years than a third placed 'Well side playing the bottom team... on a wet October afternoon.

Heavy favourites at home to a team that are struggling big time (St Mirren best price 9/2). Hmmmmmmmm..... Away win. 2-1 The Midden looks appealing at 16/1.

Amsterdam Arena.

Bored.

Screech was using his Dance Nation moves but it didn't help him. "Hi, I'm Stevie and this is my pal Callum, together we're....Daaaaaaaaaaaance Nation!!" Soooper. Kuntz.

Piss poor fae Hearts that they expect you to have mastered balance and the use of both feet. So not ammence FHW.

Made up with today's result. There are precious few things in football that are better than beating the Jambo bastards in their own midden.

That's just lies. You'll be telling me next that KirkySuperSub isn't really Stevie Kirk.

So it's Sloop John B then.

That should be worth a try.

Oh yes. Love beating they fuckers, especially at Tynecastle.

Aye, Murphy hit the post.

Christ Almighty. Ta-ta Europe.

PENALTY!!!!!!!! And a second Red Card.

Massive shouts for a penalty there Rammer but nothing given.

Aye, cheers Tommy.

Seems it's just one of those nights where we're not going to score no matter what we do. We've had plenty of chances so far. Red Card for Odense as I type.

What the f**k do we have to do to score?