Cakes

He could chase them towards me. Be like "One Man and his Dog". COME BY, COME BY!!

I don't want to take this too far off-topic but I'd pay that wee guy in your avatar to jump out of cupboards at people. Job for life.

And fire posters up everywhere?

Honking.

I've no idea what kind of split I'd use but if I won the full £117 million, I'd certainly donate the vast majority to the club and charities. It's an obscene amount and no-one really needs that kind of money. If nothing else, having that much money would attract a lot of unwelcome attention. I'd probably get shot of at least £100 million and keep the rest. More than enough to get by. I'd maybe pay for the custom skin and banner that Gaag was talking about for the forum.

Stepping Stone. Helping them "across" (through) the turnstile and hopefully towards becoming a full-time Dosser. There, I said it. FWIW I think the flexible 2/3 game ticket or whatever is a good idea. Or if kids get in free, they have to go to a game to be issued a ticket for the next game?

What the hell do you get up to at the fitba?

It could also be added that Celtic put out Rangers in a game at Celtic Park and that Darren Jackson was (then as now) a skip-licking fud. If I can replicate the level of abuse I hurled at Sam McGivern in the Falkirk game, then we might be onto something. Oh aye, David Badboaby's coming to Fir Park. SHE WORE, SHE WORE A CLARET AND AMBER RIBBON...

Tuesday, 29th March.

Replay is on the 29th according to the radio.

1st April? Bit of both - whooshed by rotten patter.

If anyone fancies an extra interest in Sunday's game, Kamikaze Bob has set up a fund-raising sweep for the match. Click here for details.

http://www.motherwellfc.co.uk/2011/02/24/quarter-final-super-sunday/

*BUMP* http://www.motherwellfc.co.uk/2011/03/06/forthcoming-events-this-spring/

It's about time you started talking sense, I totally agree. +1 rep since it'll be ages before you say anything else worth rep.

FWIW I'm seeing a blue version of the mobile skin.

Delighted to see that we've annoyed those dribbling mongs so much. Hopefully get a similar reaction from their blue pals the next time they come to The 'Ark.

Is that a nervous 'tic?

That would be good. Checking the forum on a mobile can be a bit of a nuisance with the current set-up.

FUCK YEEZ CUNTS.

http://www.steelmenonline.co.uk/forums/ind...st&p=271435

Click "Multi" on those you want to quote then "Add Reply". EDIT: Typing like a biff always makes my reply too slow.

Can you do the Lambada?

This is pathetic. A funny kind of pathetic though, like watching tramps dance for a packet of Doritos.

To spoil the thread?