Steve Diggle

Say 40% of tickets were boaght using cash (£0) Say 40% of tickets were bought using debit card. (£6400) Say 20% of tickets were bought using credit card (£6400) A rough guess of around £12800 Take the costs of hiring the extra card equipment, setting up and renting the unit in the centre, additional staff costs (plus costs for having them out on a bank holiday) - You'll see that we're no gonna bring in Tevez with the net money they've 'fleeced' from us. If you bought 8 tickets on a card as a favour to (yourself) and seven of your mates and you've still to collect the cash - then ask them for the extra quid (or two)that it cost you for doing them a favour. I think we seriously seriously need to chill the fuck out. The other option is stay in the house on 21st May.

Not one of the mankys will be sitting. They'll stand to a man. It's up to us to match them. If we don't it'll be like giving them a goal of a start

Ask him to sign an extension and tell him how much we love him and would love to benefit financially in a season or two when he gets his big move. If he agrees great. If he struggles a bit with the concept - get agents on the blower and benefit from his sale this season.

Shit, I was gonna use my uncle Osama's address in Abbottabad for one of the tickets. That's that plan shot to bits.

And we could pure aw get a spray tan huv wir teeth pure whitened and wear spandex jump suits an pure big mad beautiful feathered heidbands. Living La Vida Loca! Indeed.

Disagree Kmac - We were playing for Europe. If we had been up for it - even a draw would have gone a long way to securing it.

Thing is though. This wasn't murder or manslaughter. This was suicide. Totally self inflicted. As the boys in the shed have said 'time for new heros'. The 91 team ripped Rangers a new one when they came calling. The class of 2011 shat in the nest. That was a really important game they never turned up for.

A bad bad day to be a well fan. Rode like a pit pony. Listening to all the 'lying down' pish from ignorant swines on the radio and in the pub earlier pissed me off big time. Totally fuckin dumstruck by that today I'm wondering if some joker has been in the boot room and put studs on the upper of all the boots.

If I hear ChumbFuckinWamba one more time after a defeat . . . . . . .. And I can't believe after all that time asking for it to be turned up we need to request it to be turned back down. It was painful man

Craigan's is up. We should have offered Sutts an extension a while back due to his reliability to put in a shift if nothing else. The fact that he's been more consistent overall and dynamite in front of goal lately could end up being a bit "look at what you could've won". I think Jenny will leave also. But I thought that last year as well when he came to the end of his first one year contract. Sutton to th OF would break my heart. I hate having to boo the fuck out a decent guy.

I'd go with that. And in the interest of democracy, freedom and reaching a consensus for the people (plus the notion that we might end up with a song out of this thread) I think we need to get it out there soon. So we practice our skanking at the h**s and killie games. Three Little Birds it is then? Unless someone knows different.

For a terrace anthem I'd like to have Jam's That's Entertainment. However following on from my Springsteen / Johnny Boyle brainwave and given that these things are generally clapalong sixties / seventies slosh numbers - I propose Phil's karaoke fave 'Forever in Blue Jeans' Shit song - but poignant as fuck!

I think if we asked North Lanarkshire Council to decorate the town ahead of the cup final the colour scheme would not be what many on here would approve of.

Some first post sir. I don't think it'll be a problem to organise everyones tickets for them (gong by what I've read in the previous 25 pages). Do you want them dropped off by courier? Gift wrapped?

He keeks his breeks apparently

Cryptic

It's heartening to see that trust is alive and well on the internet. Good that so many are considering signing up for a 'ride' in a london cab off a stranger called Julian. Gon yersel the Steelmenonline doggers XI to think the hard time that Tommy Shreidan got on here as well.

Hall Of The Damned For This PPPPPIIIIISSSSSHHHHHH!

Words attributed to Kenny Black from the Edinburgh Evening News. I know I'm bitter, twisted and irrational therefore the words that immediately spring to mind are "shut your c**t!"

As for the powers that be in the council. Some of them will be wanting Celtic displays in the interests of balance.

If we win the cup - I'd love to hear 'My Hometown' by Springsteen belted out them Hampden speakers for Johnny Boyle! The song's shit - but it would be a nice touch

Rangers were marginally ahead in the title race and if I remember right a win at FP gave them the title. A draw or a light (single goal) defeat kept them in pole. However a 3-0 gubbing handed the initiative to The Sheep. All they needed to do was turn up at Ibrox and get a draw. History shows Smithy's Bottlers bottle crashed and the bun eaters won the title anyway. We did our bit though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoVMEPBfC3Y The time we pumped them at Fir Park en route to Hampden in 1991 was pure class. A repeat of that would be great. Dunno what Knox is ramblin about in the middle of the clip as I don't have sound. I hope he's pure greetin.

Cant believe how shit our taste in music is (for the most part)

Quick question then. What were the statistics in 91 when we played utd in what many describe as the best final of recent times. Did we fill half the stadium? What was our average league gate vs the turnout at th final. How great was the support that day? Full of die hards and all sorts of day trippers Our club have earned the right to market the tickets based on that great day 20 years ago. Jay is 100% correct