bobbybingo

Give him the next Old Firm game and he won't bother anyone after that.

Could be a Jeckyll & Hyde thing, where one of them says Kettlewell's utter pish and the other thinks he's the grea..... Mibbe no.

I know the players and managers we need, but I don't fancy spending the night in a padded cell.

Ah, but he won the league as part of a management team with Steven Ferguson, and Kettlewell only made the tea and polished boots, apparently, so it doesn't count. Yeah, we went to Perth and came back still ahead of St Johnstone, so it has to be a better result for us than them. It's not pretty stuff, it's not a fantastic squad, but we're up against teams who are no different. Given our lack of funds and horrendous luck with injuries, I'll take survival this season. I think that's being realistic at this point.

You could make your point by using actual stats instead of exaggerating them. We just had 25 days without a league game.

Depends who the others were, but I suppose hair doesn't come cheap.

How much was he looking for?

I thought Cornelius said he wanted to move south?

Aye, that's why he was brought in, because we were cruising with a fantastic squad playing out of their skins.

I suppose St Johnstone and Ross County might feel the same, given they're below us. The Great Levein has certainly brought the beautiful game to Perth.

Watch you don't put your back out moving those goalposts. Get Tam Courts to help you, he's at a loose end the now.

Kettlewell has a better points per game record with us than Courts did with Utd.

Kettlewell has a better record with us than Courts had at Tannadice. You know folk can check stats, right?

And bring in who?

Mibbe he expected him to jog towards the ball, or at least stay awake.

He passed to a statue.

Despite the injuries & departures and all of our pissing and moaning, goal wise, we recruited more successfully than anyone outside the Old Firm. Now we need another rabbit or two out the hat.

Chris Kane getting their goal. Baldylocks & the 3 Bair's.

No, I totally agree, signing older players who are constantly picking up injuries is pointless. Montgomery had some injury problems last season but you're hoping the younger guys will get over them. Our luck's just seems to be out in every direction this season, which could really cost us. I hope he wants to prove us all wrong, starting with his former employers.

Biereth had a poor goalscoring record. He also had a known injury record.

Rangers' new striker. 5 goals is his best return in a season - Bair scores another couple and we flog him for £5million in June.

Apparently, the going price for 16 goals in 5 seasons is around £4million.

That's a bastard for Montgomery and us. I hope we're able to cancel the deal. Sounds harsh, but we're carrying enough of our own injured players without taking on someone else's and we need any available cash for bodies on the park.

Oven ready for us, then.

Kettlewell said he wasn't fully up to speed but hoping to get 'something' out of him at the weekend. Also spoke about having to be careful with the new guys regarding possible injuries....