I'm new here but my fat human is well-known to anyone of a certain "mature dotage".
He's helped me set up a BLOG so that I can prattle away quite happily without fear of offending Facebook or Twitter. As a Motherwell gnome I think I can say that there will be a lot of MFC content. And a lot of s***e. But, hey, nobody's perfect.
Have a look - the intro will tell you what I'm up to regarding the MFCDSA. And don't forget to sign up for updates.