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It doesn't matter what people on here think we should do its down to the players and I believe that they will not want to lie down to any team - I believe the guys are an honest bunch and will go all out to win.

 

A win or even a good effort in the game might just unnerve a couple of the Celtic players in the lead up to the final.

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If the league goes to the last game and we rest key players and get hammered, rangers will lodge a complaint with the spl and we would end up getting a massive fine for fielding a weakend team. Look at what happened in the premiership with wolves and blackpool, and they have to submit a pool of 25 and the f.a said that blackpool and wolves have fielded weak teams dispite the fact that the players that played were in the pool of 25 so we will need to be very careful what we do

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EXCLUSIVE! Here's the Motherwell line-up for Parkhead on May 15 if Celtic need a victory to win the SPL...

 

1/ Liz Mullen

2/ Christian

3/ Bill Dickie

4/ Leeane Dempster

5/ Alan Burrows

6/ John Swinburne

7/ The Guy Who Reads Out The Half-Time Results

8/ Ross Forbes

9/ The Doorman From The Fir Park Social Club

10/ John Boyle

11/ His Cousin, Susan

 

(NB. John Boyle may be dropped before kick-off. He hasn't kicked a ball in his puff but, if Glenn Loovens is playing, he might just get a hat-trick. So we'd plead with Aberdeen to let us have Nick Blackman back...)

 

Syd

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EXCLUSIVE! Here's the Motherwell line-up for Parkhead on May 15 if Celtic need a victory to win the SPL...

 

1/ Liz Mullen

2/ Christian

3/ Bill Dickie

4/ Leeane Dempster

5/ Alan Burrows

6/ John Swinburne

7/ The Guy Who Reads Out The Half-Time Results

8/ Ross Forbes

9/ The Doorman From The Fir Park Social Club

10/ John Boyle

11/ His Cousin, Susan

 

(NB. John Boyle may be dropped before kick-off. He hasn't kicked a ball in his puff but, if Glenn Loovens is playing, he might just get a hat-trick. So we'd plead with Aberdeen to let us have Nick Blackman back...)

 

Syd

I don't even make the bench, fuxake Gaffer :angry::whistling:

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EXCLUSIVE! Here's the Motherwell line-up for Parkhead on May 15 if Celtic need a victory to win the SPL...

 

1/ Liz Mullen

2/ Christian

3/ Bill Dickie

4/ Leeane Dempster

5/ Alan Burrows

6/ John Swinburne

7/ The Guy Who Reads Out The Half-Time Results

8/ Ross Forbes

9/ The Doorman From The Fir Park Social Club

10/ John Boyle

11/ His Cousin, Susan

 

(NB. John Boyle may be dropped before kick-off. He hasn't kicked a ball in his puff but, if Glenn Loovens is playing, he might just get a hat-trick. So we'd plead with Aberdeen to let us have Nick Blackman back...)

 

Syd

 

 

where is casagolda :laugh:

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Ahh ! A man with principles :whistling: 'Skippy sunday' never had anything at stake for us and we never had the scottish cup final the next week..........This year we have YA BEAUTY !

 

3 points,a win bonus and a lot of paying punters should mean there is always something at stake in every game.

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Why risk a player or two in a game which we possible can't lose or gain a place in the league. So much could go wrong, a suspension, injury etc. If we risk players in a run mill game.

 

Celtic if they win their games, and Rangers drop points could have it done before then (which could be a bad thing too)

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If the league goes to the last game and we rest key players and get hammered, rangers will lodge a complaint with the spl and we would end up getting a massive fine for fielding a weakend team. Look at what happened in the premiership with wolves and blackpool, and they have to submit a pool of 25 and the f.a said that blackpool and wolves have fielded weak teams dispite the fact that the players that played were in the pool of 25 so we will need to be very careful what we do

 

I don't think that'll be a problem, I envisage a Dream Team style finale to the campaign.

 

The Motherwell first team bus on the way to Celtic Park on the last day of the season will be involved in a fatal car crash which leaves the coach completely gutted by fire, firefighters struggling to tackle the blaze, and the confirmation that there could have been no survivors. Despite this, the SPL will force Motherwell to play the tie due to their strict regulation that all the top six games must kick off at the exact same time, not to mention the hassle it could also cause Sky.

 

So the 'Well will send an emergency squad of U19s with a few Motherwell fans who happened to be in the vicinity of Fir Park at the time thrown in to make up the numbers, and 'Flow (who will have been at Celtic Park uploading photos of the park and some rolls and sausage onto the club's Facebook since half 6 in the morning) will be placed in charge. Queue a disasterous yet understandable defeat that clinches the title for Celtic and sends Motherwell into Europe.

 

Then, upon reaching Fir Park in the aftermath of the game, 'Flow and his merry band of players will discover that the first team squad were never on the coach that burst into flames and had, instead, spent the day as hostages of an absolutely mental, angry and AK47-wielding Jim Gannon in the Centenary Suite (with Dougie Arnott tied up behind the bar) - Gannon having been left enraged by Stephen Craigan using his name on Soccer AM's Crossbar Challenge a few weeks previous.

 

As 'Flow (hiding round behind the bar) Tweets ongoing updates of the hostage crisis and just as Gannon looks like he's about to wipe out the entire squad, Esteban Casagolda will pounce from no-where, wrestling the psychotic former manager to the ground, and manage to prize his loaded weapons away from him. The rest of the squad will then rush in, beating Gannon to death under a volley of fists, boots and empty pint glasses, while 'Flow sends picture messages of the bloody events to delighted ex-players such as Jim O'Brien and Marc Fitzpatrick.

 

And so, with a fired up first team squad saved by the actions of Esteban Casagolda, and an increased feeling of team spirit after the ordeal, the mighty 'Well will take to the field at Hampden and take Celtic to pieces in the Scottish Cup final, running out comfortable 3-1 winners, with Stephen Craigan hoisting the cup aloft in slow motion as the credits start rolling.

 

I'm supposed to be finishing writing an essay and it seems pretty obvious I'll do anything to avoid it.

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I don't think that'll be a problem, I envisage a Dream Team style finale to the campaign.

 

The Motherwell first team bus on the way to Celtic Park on the last day of the season will be involved in a fatal car crash which leaves the coach completely gutted by fire, firefighters struggling to tackle the blaze, and the confirmation that there could have been no survivors. Despite this, the SPL will force Motherwell to play the tie due to their strict regulation that all the top six games must kick off at the exact same time, not to mention the hassle it could also cause Sky.

 

So the 'Well will send an emergency squad of U19s with a few Motherwell fans who happened to be in the vicinity of Fir Park at the time thrown in to make up the numbers, and 'Flow (who will have been at Celtic Park uploading photos of the park and some rolls and sausage onto the club's Facebook since half 6 in the morning) will be placed in charge. Queue a disasterous yet understandable defeat that clinches the title for Celtic and sends Motherwell into Europe.

 

Then, upon reaching Fir Park in the aftermath of the game, 'Flow and his merry band of players will discover that the first team squad were never on the coach that burst into flames and had, instead, spent the day as hostages of an absolutely mental, angry and AK47-wielding Jim Gannon in the Centenary Suite (with Dougie Arnott tied up behind the bar) - Gannon having been left enraged by Stephen Craigan using his name on Soccer AM's Crossbar Challenge a few weeks previous.

 

As 'Flow (hiding round behind the bar) Tweets ongoing updates of the hostage crisis and just as Gannon looks like he's about to wipe out the entire squad, Esteban Casagolda will pounce from no-where, wrestling the psychotic former manager to the ground, and manage to prize his loaded weapons away from him. The rest of the squad will then rush in, beating Gannon to death under a volley of fists, boots and empty pint glasses, while 'Flow sends picture messages of the bloody events to delighted ex-players such as Jim O'Brien and Marc Fitzpatrick.

 

And so, with a fired up first team squad saved by the actions of Esteban Casagolda, and an increased feeling of team spirit after the ordeal, the mighty 'Well will take to the field at Hampden and take Celtic to pieces in the Scottish Cup final, running out comfortable 3-1 winners, with Stephen Craigan hoisting the cup aloft in slow motion as the credits start rolling.

 

I'm supposed to be finishing writing an essay and it seems pretty obvious I'll do anything to avoid it.

 

 

feckin magic.

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What is all this lying down shite. It's not about either of they other two bastards it's about looking after no.1. US ! If getting beaten last game of the season guarantees European football for 4 years in a row then so be it. If anyone thinks differently then it's probably the same fannies who wanted ross county to win the cup last year. (u know who u are) and as for skippy sunday i always thought we won that for us although it was funnny as fuck watching them howling at the end

FUCK THE OF. C'MON THE WELL !

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