grizzlyg Posted December 22, 2023 Report Share Posted December 22, 2023 Hi folks, didn't want to add to current topics. I hope everyone has a great Christmas and New year and feel free to add Christmas cracker jokes. I was doing last minute shopping today. Bought 5 litres of Tippex........huge mistake!! 😜😜 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmcalpin Posted December 22, 2023 Report Share Posted December 22, 2023 They're getting worse Grizzly. 🤣 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texanwellfan Posted December 22, 2023 Report Share Posted December 22, 2023 Is Tippex still a thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weeyin Posted December 23, 2023 Report Share Posted December 23, 2023 Suffered a traumatic event playing Tetris as a kid and to this day I have trouble fitting in. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weeyin Posted December 23, 2023 Report Share Posted December 23, 2023 Turns out "swipe to mute" also works on kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weeyin Posted December 23, 2023 Report Share Posted December 23, 2023 Two types of box I never mess with: jellyfish & wine. (I know there are all too good for crackers; you're welcome) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiddy Posted December 23, 2023 Report Share Posted December 23, 2023 on yonder hill there stood a dookit its no there noo, cause some cant tookit 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grizzlyg Posted December 23, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2023 Last night Mrs Grizzly and I watched 2 DVD'S back to back, fortunately I was the one facing the TV 😜😜 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiddy Posted December 23, 2023 Report Share Posted December 23, 2023 3 pigeons flying across the sky, which one was the foreinger the one at the back cause it was a HINDOO c/o lidl cracker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewarkfanclub Posted December 24, 2023 Report Share Posted December 24, 2023 The people in Dubai dont like the Flintstones. But thats ok. The people in Abu Dhabi do...... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelmaninOZ Posted December 24, 2023 Report Share Posted December 24, 2023 1 hour ago, grizzlyg said: Last night Mrs Grizzly and I watched 2 DVD'S back to back, fortunately I was the one facing the TV 😜😜 Ladies and gentlemen…..He’s here all week 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelmaninOZ Posted December 24, 2023 Report Share Posted December 24, 2023 9 minutes ago, joewarkfanclub said: The people in Dubai dont like the Flintstones. But thats ok. The people in Abu Dhabi do...... 🍻😂😂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texanwellfan Posted December 24, 2023 Report Share Posted December 24, 2023 1 hour ago, SteelmaninOZ said: Ladies and gentlemen…..He’s here all week Thanks for the warning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grizzlyg Posted December 24, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2023 34 minutes ago, texanwellfan said: Thanks for the warning Ba dum tsssss 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephmc1886 Posted December 24, 2023 Report Share Posted December 24, 2023 Heard tampax had put sleighs, bells and holly on their packaging, limited edition for the xmas period! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiddy Posted December 24, 2023 Report Share Posted December 24, 2023 how do you confuse an irish man ( or insert anyone which is mot offensive in this day and age ) give him 2 shovels and tell him to take his PICK BOOM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grizzlyg Posted December 24, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2023 Why was Robert Plant's bathroom honking on Boxing Day? Cos he had just been for a Big Log! (One for Led Zep or 80's music fans) 😜😜 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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