robsterwood Posted June 12, 2024 Report Share Posted June 12, 2024 2 hours ago, dennyc said: Something to crow about when we sell him on for £2m? 2 hours ago, wellup83 said: He's got an eye for goal for sure. Scored a few black pearlers in the past 😂 Quite the vulture in the box. Eating off Bairs left overs. Feeding the Bair some worms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grizzlyg Posted June 12, 2024 Report Share Posted June 12, 2024 If he's renting a property up here will it have an .....ahem.......wren kitchen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weeyin Posted June 12, 2024 Report Share Posted June 12, 2024 3 minutes ago, grizzlyg said: If he's renting a property up here will it have an .....ahem.......wren kitchen? -3 million now! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmcalpin Posted June 12, 2024 Report Share Posted June 12, 2024 Hope he doesn't prove to be an albatross round our neck. If he does we'll have a genuine grouse. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunderwell Posted June 12, 2024 Report Share Posted June 12, 2024 I hope signings like this can keep us in the top flight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weeyin Posted June 12, 2024 Report Share Posted June 12, 2024 "Swift Swallow has Well Fans Raven and Crowing, with SK Puffin his Chest at new boy's Larks on the Park" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stv Posted June 12, 2024 Report Share Posted June 12, 2024 Hope he doesn’t duck any important issues in his first interview. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelmaninOZ Posted June 13, 2024 Report Share Posted June 13, 2024 On 6/11/2024 at 10:58 PM, grizzlyg said: Looks a potentially really good signing but no doubt will be written off by some before even kicking a ball. Welcome to the Well Kofi Ps. With that first name I hope he didn't Costa fortune!! Ba boom 💥 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grizzlyg Posted June 13, 2024 Report Share Posted June 13, 2024 As we have signed him for a British club I take it we paid him in Starling ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmcalpin Posted June 13, 2024 Report Share Posted June 13, 2024 If he does well well, we all all be choughed. If he doesn't there will be some amount of snipeing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiderpig Posted June 13, 2024 Report Share Posted June 13, 2024 OK people enough with the attempts at Bird humour now please. No wonder Barmack is posting on P&B and not here. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StAndrew7 Posted June 13, 2024 Report Share Posted June 13, 2024 2 minutes ago, Spiderpig said: OK people enough with the attempts at Bird humour now please. No wonder Barmack is posting on P&B and not here. Quiet you, this is our nest and we can chirp how we want to. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellgirl Posted June 13, 2024 Report Share Posted June 13, 2024 I think EB is going to be able to buy EB for a fiver by the end of the day. I might put in a counter bid if that's the case - just off to "tweet" my lawyers. (Actually I'll probably spend it on wine). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dennyc Posted June 13, 2024 Report Share Posted June 13, 2024 When he moves up I wonder if he will stay in Larkhall or maybe Eaglesham? Or if he will want to be closer to Fir Park, say in the Ravenscraig area. If he is no good he can move to Titwood in Glasgow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmcalpin Posted June 13, 2024 Report Share Posted June 13, 2024 A final avian tweet from me. I'm surprised that no-one has yet posted it. Life is a roller coaster for Well fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grizzlyg Posted June 13, 2024 Report Share Posted June 13, 2024 I have ran out of bird puns, owl need to think of some more 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelboy Posted June 13, 2024 Report Share Posted June 13, 2024 The only explanation for signing this boy is that Kettlewell is actually GrizzlyG and secretly obsessed with shite puns. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weeyin Posted June 13, 2024 Report Share Posted June 13, 2024 30 minutes ago, steelboy said: The only explanation for signing this boy is that Kettlewell is actually GrizzlyG and secretly obsessed with shite puns. If nothing else, this thread has helped me find a new insult. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MelvinBragg Posted June 13, 2024 Report Share Posted June 13, 2024 1 hour ago, steelboy said: The only explanation for signing this boy is that Kettlewell is actually GrizzlyG and secretly obsessed with shite puns. Is this you writing Sparrow off already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texanwellfan Posted June 13, 2024 Report Share Posted June 13, 2024 This lad may come in handy if we have to play any midweek games on a nightingale force winds ok am done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelboy Posted June 13, 2024 Report Share Posted June 13, 2024 31 minutes ago, MelvinBragg said: Is this you writing Sparrow off already? I'm not writing him off but I'm wondering how we came to sign him. His spell with Accies and his loan to the National League North both seem to have been unimpressive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbybingo Posted June 13, 2024 Report Share Posted June 13, 2024 22 minutes ago, steelboy said: I'm not writing him off but I'm wondering how we came to sign him. His spell with Accies and his loan to the National League North both seem to have been unimpressive. I assume our lot looked at him, saw something they liked and believe they can help him more than his previous clubs have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellfan Posted June 13, 2024 Report Share Posted June 13, 2024 2 minutes ago, bobbybingo said: I assume our lot looked at him, saw something they liked and believe they can help him more than his previous clubs have. It looks like a bit of a punt on paper, but he was out of contract, likely won't be expensive, signed on a 2-year (+1 option) deal, and is young enough to potentially develop further to be good for us in terms of performance and sell-on potential. If not, it'll probably not have been an expensive punt, and he'll fill the Maguire-shaped hole in the squad for a couple of seasons. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MelvinBragg Posted June 13, 2024 Report Share Posted June 13, 2024 1 hour ago, steelboy said: I'm not writing him off but I'm wondering how we came to sign him. His spell with Accies and his loan to the National League North both seem to have been unimpressive. He's young enough that hopefully he'll develop. And hard for anyone to shine on that junkie's carpet that Accies play on. Could be this season's Bair... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grizzlyg Posted June 13, 2024 Report Share Posted June 13, 2024 4 hours ago, steelboy said: The only explanation for signing this boy is that Kettlewell is actually GrizzlyG and secretly obsessed with shite puns. S**t I have been rumbled!!!. Folks trust me on this, remember I got Theo Bair project one correct. Big Hugs Stewart "grizzlyg" Kettlewell Ps. Ba boom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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