alanbmfc Posted August 22, 2009 Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 His name is Stevie Saunders, He loves to take a wander, And when he sees (can't think of player since McCarthy went, sure someone wil think of one), he fucks him in the air! Saunderos, Saunderos, Saunderos, Saunderos, Saunderos! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanbmfc Posted August 22, 2009 Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 This one just came to me there, maybe shit but I like it: "You're Paul Slane You probably think this song is about you You're Paul Slane I'll bet you think this song is about you Don't you? Don't you?" (From the Carly Simon 'classic', here's the link to sing along to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B7bVD_DkM4 ) Cheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 22, 2009 Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 Paul Slane he is insane. He gives his weans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nethertonwellfan Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 His name is Stevie Saunders,He loves to take a wander, And when he sees (can't think of player since McCarthy went, sure someone wil think of one), he fucks him in the air! Saunderos, Saunderos, Saunderos, Saunderos, Saunderos! McGeady will do for now until we find someone better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gary_411 Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 His name is Stevie Saunders,He loves to take a wander, And when he sees (can't think of player since McCarthy went, sure someone wil think of one), he fucks him in the air! That'd be great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WellAyrshire Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 just came up with a belter to the tune of acdc's dirty deeds, done dirt cheep mark mcghee, shags the sheep mark mcghee, shags the sheep mark mcghee, shags the sheep mark mcghee, shags the sheep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geedub Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 My favourite song of recent times was the genius "mark mcghees a paedofile oh oh oh oh oh ohhhhhhhhhhhhh" that was sung in Wales after a good few songs about him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geedub Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 He gives his weans the creeps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raoul_Duke Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 This one just came to me there, maybe shit but I like it: "You're Paul Slane You probably think this song is about you You're Paul Slane I'll bet you think this song is about you Don't you? Don't you?" (From the Carly Simon 'classic', here's the link to sing along to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B7bVD_DkM4 ) Cheers Everton fans already use it for Leighton Baines! A classic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shallow Dave Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Somebody'll have to make up an end bit first, then-- it finishes a line before the tune does... All in all, we've got a massive Coke oan the park? Ah'll get ma coat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 We don't need no MDMA,We don't need no speed or crack, No puffing the herb or chasing the dragon, No LSD, or pills, or smack, Hey, Pablo, We've got Giles Coke. All in all we just need Giles Coke on the ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveTheRave Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 the obvious one for John Ruddy....either The Specials - A message to you rudy. or The Clash - Rudie Can't Fail Take yer pick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyRoss Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Big Desp's - Have I told you Hately that I love you" to the tune of Rod Stewart's Have I told you lately is a good un. My song for Stevie Jennings - He knows Gerrard and Carragher and Papa Naz from the Levi Spar. Is the best I've come up with so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougie arnotts barmy army Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 Stolen right fae liverpool but if the song fits to the tune of the adams family IN OUR DEFENSIVE FOURSOME HE'S ABSOLUTELY AWESOME FROM CORNERS HE CAN SCORE SOME ITS SHAUNY HUTCHINSON DO DO DO DO CLAP CLAP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
likely_lad Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 theres only 1 john sutton he scores goals for fun he used to be shite but now hes alrite walking in a sutton wonderland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gary_411 Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 similar to the one sang for sutton at first last season "you're alright but your brothers a wank" surely hately deserves "you're alright but your dads a wank". the paul slane/carly simon one is my favourite so far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazamfc Posted August 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 For John Sutton- 'Your brother was shite But your orite' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burma Posted August 25, 2009 Report Share Posted August 25, 2009 My effort. Although its not really related to new players. Its more of a club/terrace anthem. Anyway feel free to laugh. Its untitled and to the tune of "hoist the colours" linked below. (use your imagination and replace the words) The Dossers were forged in the fires of the ‘Craig Steelmen, iron and hammer. Given a ball and told to play In colours of Claret and Amber. Yo Ho All together Hoist the colours high Yo Ho Motherwell Never shall we die Then a came a man – Sailor John Who rose from the slums of the Steel Town Iron spirit and razor wit He won the Scottish crown Yo Ho All together Hoist the colours high Yo Ho Motherwell Never shall we die In ’52 and 91 The Steelmen fought for glory Heores arose and legends were born Onwards marched the story Yo Ho All together Hoist the colours high Yo Ho Motherwell Never shall we die Beaten and broken and cast in chains They took away all our gold But from the smoke of a dying club Rose the spirit of old Yo Ho All together Hoist the colours high Yo Ho Motherwell Never shall we die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_P Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Assuming he considers himself to be Polish this gives us a great - and rare - opportunity to use a song that somehow I remember Dundee singing in praise of Darius Adamczuk a good few years back. Ladies and gentleman I give you..... The Pole! The Pole! Jutkiewicz the Pole He gets the ball And scores a goal Jutkiewicz the Pole! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DosserJoe Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Yer Maw Yer Maw Yer Maw Yer Maw YER MAW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazamfc Posted August 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 A very bleak effort but how about this- We love Lukas more than dogs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bop Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Yes! This is definitely the winner. Daza any chance you can put up a post with all of the songs you have suggested so far? I think you'l find you have quite a decent collection, well in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin86 Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 A very bleak effort but how about this- We love Lukas more than dogs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! One for Aberdeen game ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sdt Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 just thought i'd put a few word in and take a few out if thats okay He's Motherwell's number 8, He's small, he's fat, he's fucking great, He's Stevie Jennings, Motherwell's Number 8!" NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA He's Motherwell's number 8, He's small, he's fat, he's fucking great, He's Stevie Jennings, Motherwell's Number 8!" and another ''Humpherys,we've got Humpherys We've got Humpherys on the wing Humpherys we've got Humpherys We've got Humpherys on the wing'' For against the Sheep Mark McGhee,your a nob You didny git the Celtic job Coz you were far too shite Fur the green an white So noo your a fucking sheep shagger instead Just a thought For John Sutton- 'Your brother was shite But your orite' A very bleak effort but how about this- We love Lukas more than dogs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gary_411 Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 A very bleak effort but how about this- We love Lukas more than dogs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! might be askin for a here but i dont get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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