Bop Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 You canny get away with this! Wash yer hands!!!! Are you kiddin me on? What about when yer wearin trackies and fiddle about with yer knob/baws? Do you go to the toilet afterwards and wash your hands? You only wash your hands if they are dirty/you pish on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geedub Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 I always wash my hands but it's kind of pointless if you go in after manky bastards cos they've touched the door on the way out. It's either take the germs or wait til someone comes in and opens the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sdt Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 I know someone that doesn't wipe his arse after doing a shite unless he gets shite on his hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faddythedaddy Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 It always astonishes me how many that dont wash there hands after a pish actually, personally i think its a bit manky but each to their own i suppose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 More germs in the kitchen than in the toilet anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bop Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 I know someone that doesn't wipe his arse after doing a shite unless he gets shite on his hands. Thats one of the worst things ive ever heard although i just cant believe it. Has to be a claim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nethertonwellfan Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 I know someone that doesn't wipe his arse after doing a shite unless he gets shite on his hands. How can you get shite on yer hands if you don't wipe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sdt Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 I have a pal on here who can back it up He ended up with a fungal infection on his forehead, and my pal from on here ended up with skin problems after staying at his one night. He actually reads these boards too so I really shouldn't be saying this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
East_Stand_Al Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 HOTD for this PISH (note to Mods mind and wash yer hands afterwards though) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bop Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Aye but really how can he get shite on his hands if he doesent wipe? And how does not wiping your arse lead to a fungal infection on your forehead And why is this stig your pal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepper Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 while were at it can we no get one of those wee dudes who sell aftershave, deoderant and chewing gum in there too. the club are missing a trick there surely!? oh and no washin yer hansds after a pish is fecking manky! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bop Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Why is it manky? Why is your knob any more manky than your finger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepper Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 If I have to explain that to you then there is no hope for you my friend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sdt Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 I've just re-read my post, I meant he doesnt wash his hands after doing a shite unless he gets shite on his hands. I got mixed up cause it reminded me of the time we were at the SECC and he done a shite, but never wiped his arse or wash his hands. The fungal infection came from him touching his head after not washing his hands. I dont even want to see the effects of him having a wank.... But aye, what was this thread originally about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Must agree with the masses that not washing yer hands after a lash is manky! That said, if there was no water in the sink I think I could handle not washing my hands til later on. I don't make a habit of pishing all over my fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underboyleheating Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Built for Astronauts but it could be put to better use. No need to leave the comfort of your seat in the East Stand... The Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA) has teamed up with engineers from the private sector to develop a next-generation space toilet, which they hope to complete within the next five years. Clean and easy to use, the envisioned space toilet is designed to be worn like a diaper around the astronaut’s waist at all times. Sensors detect when the user relieves him or herself, automatically activating a rear-mounted suction unit that draws the waste away from the body through tubes into a separate container. In addition to washing and drying the wearer after each use, the next-generation space toilet will incorporate features that eliminate unwanted sound and odor. Established last month, JAXA’s space toilet research group includes engineers from the private sector. Participants reportedly come from an assortment of toilet and chemical manufacturers, as well as from the architectural and engineering firm Shimizu Corporation. Plans are to test working prototypes of the space toilet in Japan’s Kibo lab aboard the International Space Station (ISS). The developers indicate their next-generation space toilet may also prove useful in earthbound settings — particularly in hospitals with bedridden patients. The current ISS toilet is a Russian-built, western-style commode that sucks waste away like a vacuum cleaner. Use of that toilet requires practice before heading to space, particularly because an improperly seated user has the potential to create a messy situation. Chiaki Mukai, head of JAXA’s Space Biomedical Research Office, is looking forward to the development of the new toilet. “Long-term stays in space place significant stress on the mind and body,” Mukai says. “The toilet plays a crucial role in maintaining good health in space.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garymurdoch Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 I know a certain person who lives in a high rise flat who blew his own toilet up with fireworks. He then had to resort to ordering a pizza from marcantonios every time he needed a shite. He ate the pizza then shat into the pizza box and chucked it out the window cause he couldn't be bothered or afford to fix the toilet. Smelly bas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GazzyB Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 while were at it can we no get one of those wee dudes who sell aftershave, deoderant and chewing gum in there too. the club are missing a trick there surely!? You probably have to see it to appreciate just how funny this actually is, but there's a particular nightclub in Inverness, and all of the toilets have one of these boys in it. One of the toilets has this wee Nigerian guy, and he is the funniest fucker I've ever met. He sits and makes up wee rhymes to try sell his products and get his tips. Ma Saturday night isn't complete without hearing such lines as "Wash yo fingaas for de mingas" "no splash no gash" "no armani no poonany" and his most epic line ever "no peeeenk no steeeenk" You probably have to see it, but it's top quality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van der Gaagin' Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Aye but really how can he get shite on his hands if he doesent wipe? And how does not wiping your arse lead to a fungal infection on your forehead And why is this stig your pal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepper Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 You probably have to see it to appreciate just how funny this actually is, but there's a particular nightclub in Inverness, and all of the toilets have one of these boys in it. One of the toilets has this wee Nigerian guy, and he is the funniest fucker I've ever met. He sits and makes up wee rhymes to try sell his products and get his tips. Ma Saturday night isn't complete without hearing such lines as "Wash yo fingaas for de mingas" "no splash no gash" "no armani no poonany" and his most epic line ever "no peeeenk no steeeenk" You probably have to see it, but it's top quality. There's a nightclub in Inverness!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSteelman Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 This thread has turned into a classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 The boy in the Arches toilet is a legend. Been there about 10 years. "Wash ya hands, wash ya face" "Who let the dogs out" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special aka Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 you would have needed more than a packet of baby wipes after getting someone behind you pishing down the back of yer leg on the terracing !! I used to really hate that ............ always some long hair'd hippy from the Tiny-X or YMT much furter up the steps enjoying a good bucket (when drink was allowed in), and they would let it spash all over those in front without any warning ..... and being much younger and smaller we had to endure it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southernsteel Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Apparently there are more germs to be found on a phone than on a chopping board. On that basis I have recently stopped wiping my arse with my mobile phone and stick to a quick once over with the old chopping board - which whilst reducing the chances of contracting a fungal infection on my forhead does tend to iritate the missus a little. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylie Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 See if you are wearing shorts & you go into one of those public urinals, you get splashback all over your legs. Ah don't wash my trousers every time i pish in there. Either that or i pish like a Karcher Power Washer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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