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Eliphas Shivute


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This disinterested fraud has robbed loyal fans like myself for years. How he can look in the mirror after some of his displays is beyond me. I'll be heckling the "skillful" forward at every opportunity. After all, I pay my money each week. That rat-tailed clown Eric Garcin, well, don't get me started.

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Interesting fact about Shivute. His father 'Footie Shivute' was chased by a gazelle around the sub-Sahara region of Ajabajabo for 3 solid days whilst hunting for food for his family. Rumours still persist that due to his gazelle-like appearance and sprinting style, he had joined a pack of the wild beasts and currently resides in the sandy plains of Namibia.

 

True story.

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